roses are red
violets are blue
you reblog me
i reblog you too
i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me
attractive people: a poem
you are attractive
how and why
stop being attractive
im going to cry
stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast
moist is a disgusting word because it’s the only word that can describe both a cake and a diaper