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roses are red

violets are blue

you reblog me

i reblog you too


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mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

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i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

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ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

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always apologize but never be sorry

advice I got from a dunkin donuts employee one time (via literallygoth)

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attractive people: a poem

you are attractive

how and why

stop being attractive

im going to cry

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stop hating on girls who wanna kiss people in museums or aquariums or art galleries stop hating on girls who want things that might be cliche stop hating on girls who want boys to treat them like they’re magic i will protect all girls with my life and just because they care about things that you don’t doesn’t give you the right to belittle them ok i will fight u

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What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!

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i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

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*seduces you with mediocre blogging abilities*

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moist is a disgusting word because it’s the only word that can describe both a cake and a diaper

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i love posts that say ‘science has proven that’ with no actual sources. science has proven that i am sexy and hot and cool

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