i. ii. iii. iv. v.
shxtbruh is bae <3
she's like the hottest girl i've ever met
i'd tap that

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officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

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1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

I dont even know lol


2. Are you outgoing or shy?

Depends


3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

Durrrrr bae <3


4. Are you easy to get along with?

Depends if you’re easy to get along with


5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

Yesssssssssssssssss


6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

Anyone like the bae


7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

yeeeeeeah


8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

The baaaaaaaaaae


9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

Not reaaaalllyyyyy ? lol


10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Gao, with her problems lol


11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

" Okay "


12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

I dont know lol but I like pretty much all of Dumbfoundeads songs lmfao


13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

I have really short hair now, but suuuuuure


14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

Meh


15. What good thing happened this summer?

The bae happened


16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

Physical kiss, naaaaah


17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

Skeptical lol


18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

Noooooo


19. Do you like bubble baths?

Im a sure guy unless I’m really sore


20. Do you like your neighbors?

They let me use their wifi, they cooooool


21. What are you bad habits?

I dont know, sleeping ? lol paying attention to car related instead of other people lmfao


22. Where would you like to travel?

Japaaaaaaaan


23. Do you have trust issues?

Not really


24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

eating, sleeping, watching anime, skyping the bae


25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

All of it lel


26. What do you do when you wake up?

Go back to sleep lmfao


27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

Nah, I’m good lol


28. Who are you most comfortable around?

The bae lol


29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

no lmfao


30. Do you ever want to get married?

yeeeeah bruuuuh


31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

Used to be like a week or so ago lol


32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

lol I’m not gonna answer this because Kari is gonna get mad lol


33. Spell your name with your chin.

bhr5amhjundeojn


34. Do you play sports? What sports?

Does bboying count lol


35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

TV lol


36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

Uhhhhh, yeah ?


37. What do you say during awkward silences?

" This is awkward " it brings a laugh lol


38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

All the things Kari is


39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

Ohhhhh, this is gonna be long lol Pacsun, H&M, Urban Outfitters, Tillys, Zumiez, Topman, Karmaloooop, Publish, Thrifting LOL  I’d like to shop ADYN but I’m too poor for that lol


40. What do you want to do after high school?

Like, not go to college for a year lmfao


41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

I guess


42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

My stomach hurts lol


43. Do you smile at strangers?

Meeeeeh, depends if they cute bruh, but I dont go out much anyways lol & if I do, it’s something to do with bboying, & if it’s bboying, its sausage fest lol


44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

bottom of the ocean


45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

Need to peeeee


46. What are you paranoid about?

Getting lost at some place I’ve never been to


47. Have you ever been high?

hell yeah, 420 blaze it LOL maaaaaaaaaaaaybe


48. Have you ever been drunk?

no lol


49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

nah


50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

Gray


51. Ever wished you were someone else?

yeeeeah dude, someone with money man, car money & clothes money LOL muuuuh dream


52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

I wish I was taller lol Im like 5’3 5’4 & everyone thinks I’m like 5’6 or something lol


53. Favourite makeup brand?

all of them


54. Favourite store?

heheheehehehe, that’s too hard, but I guess I shop most at Pacsun lol


55. Favourite blog?

Mine ? the fuuuuuuck


56. Favourite colour?

Not really bias to any color, but I guess red lol otherwise black


57. Favourite food?

Cinnamon rolls, looooord <3


58. Last thing you ate?

Noodles lol


59. First thing you ate this morning?

Noodles lol


60. Ever won a competition? For what?

4th geography bee, I was fucking G back then bruh


61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

Mhmmm, bringing cherry bombs to school in 6th grade hahahahah


62. Been arrested? For what?

nah


63. Ever been in love?

Like everyday now lol


64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

I dont remember it to be honest


65. Are you hungry right now?

Somewhat


66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

To some degree lol


67. Facebook or Twitter?

Facebook


68. Twitter or Tumblr?

Tumblr


69. Are you watching tv right now?

no lol


70. Names of your bestfriends?

I dont have a bestfriend(s)


71. Craving something? What?

Cinnamon rolls LOL


72. What colour are your towels?

I have towels that make the color of the rainbow, but I like the brown one, it’s soft lmfao


72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

2


73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

naaaah


74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

no


75. Favourite animal?

Uhhhhhhhh, komodo dragon lol


76. What colour is your underwear?

Gray


77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

Vanilla


78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

Vanilla with crushed up oreos


79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

Like, sky blue lol


80. What colour pants?

It’s like 90 degrees in Milwaukee right now, I dont want to wear pants


81. Favourite tv show?

Ghost Whisperer lol


82. Favourite movie?

I dont like too many movies lol


83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

no


84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

21 jump street


85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

no


86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

Dory lol


87. First person you talked to today?

my little sister


88. Last person you talked to today?

Mom


89. Name a person you hate?

Mhm, I dont think I hate anyone lol


90. Name a person you love?

Kaaaari <3


91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

Nah


92. In a fight with someone?

Nah


93. How many sweatpants do you have?

1 lol I dont like to dress bummy


94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

Probably like 10 lol


95. Last movie you watched?

The Man From Nowhere


96. Favourite actress?

no


97. Favourite actor?

no


98. Do you tan a lot?

no


99. Have any pets?

no


100. How are you feeling?

hungry now lol also wanting to watch FMA brotherhood


101. Do you type fast?

100+ words per minute bruh


102. Do you regret anything from your past?

probably lol


103. Can you spell well?

Yeah, when I’m not being a dumbass lol


104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

Grandpaaaaa


105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

Yeeeah


106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

Probably


107. Have you ever been on a horse?

Yeaaah


108. What should you be doing?

Watching FMA Brotherhood lol with the bae


109. Is something irritating you right now?

Yeah, I want to watch FMA brotherhood & eat


110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

I dont think so


111. Do you have trust issues?

Not really


112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

I dont really cry to people, unless they mean alot, I usually just cry to myself lol I dont like worrying people


113. What was your childhood nickname?

Thor, my last name lol


114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

Yeah, only to Chicago though lol


115. Do you play the Wii?

Im G at Wii Sports tennis


116. Are you listening to music right now?

Nah


117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

I guess


118. Do you like Chinese food?

Yeah, but not that generic americanized shit


119. Favourite book?

no


120. Are you afraid of the dark?

no


121. Are you mean?

Yeah, I’m a bitch to alot of people LOL


122. Is cheating ever okay?

Nah


123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

Mhmmm, depends, sometimes shoes look better to me when they’re ruffed up & a little dirty


124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

At one point I did lol


125. Do you believe in true love?

yessssssssss


126. Are you currently bored?

I guess lol


127. What makes you happy?

Babe makes me happy, food too, also seeing rad cars in Milwaukee because that’s not too normal here lol


128. Would you change your name?

Nah dude, Brandon Lee Thor, named after Brandon Lee, nooooo


129. What your zodiac sign?

Gemini


130. Do you like subway?

Yeeeah


131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

Depends if I like her back, but the last bestfriend I had had the same last name as me & in my culture we can’t date anyone with the same last name, not that I’d date her anyways


132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

Gao lol


133. Favourite lyrics right now?

I dont know bruuuuh


134. Can you count to one million?

No, but Im willing if Im counting stacks & they’re mine lmfao


135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

" I dont know "


136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

Its summer & I dont have AC in my room, I keep it open lol


137. How tall are you?

5’3 5’4


138. Curly or Straight hair?

I’d like curly hair, but not to curly lol but I like my straight hair


139. Brunette or Blonde?

Brunette


140. Summer or Winter?

That’s hard, I have nice fits for both seasons lol


141. Night or Day?

Night


142. Favourite month?

June ? lol


143. Are you a vegetarian?

Nah


144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

Milk


145. Tea or Coffee?

Tea


146. Was today a good day?

So far yeah


147. Mars or Snickers?

Snickers


148. What’s your favourite quote?

I dont know lol


149. Do you believe in ghosts?

I keep my mind open to things lol

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—  1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
2. Are you outgoing or shy?
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
4. Are you easy to get along with?
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
15. What good thing happened this summer?
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
19. Do you like bubble baths?
20. Do you like your neighbors?
21. What are you bad habits?
22. Where would you like to travel?
23. Do you have trust issues?
24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
26. What do you do when you wake up?
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
28. Who are you most comfortable around?
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?
30. Do you ever want to get married?
31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
33. Spell your name with your chin.
34. Do you play sports? What sports?
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
37. What do you say during awkward silences?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
40. What do you want to do after high school?
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
43. Do you smile at strangers?
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
46. What are you paranoid about?
47. Have you ever been high?
48. Have you ever been drunk?
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
51. Ever wished you were someone else?
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
53. Favourite makeup brand?
54. Favourite store?
55. Favourite blog?
56. Favourite colour?
57. Favourite food?
58. Last thing you ate?
59. First thing you ate this morning?
60. Ever won a competition? For what?
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
62. Been arrested? For what?
63. Ever been in love?
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
65. Are you hungry right now?
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
67. Facebook or Twitter?
68. Twitter or Tumblr?
69. Are you watching tv right now?
70. Names of your bestfriends?
71. Craving something? What?
72. What colour are your towels?
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
75. Favourite animal?
76. What colour is your underwear?
77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
80. What colour pants?
81. Favourite tv show?
82. Favourite movie?
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
87. First person you talked to today?
88. Last person you talked to today?
89. Name a person you hate?
90. Name a person you love?
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
92. In a fight with someone?
93. How many sweatpants do you have?
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
95. Last movie you watched?
96. Favourite actress?
97. Favourite actor?
98. Do you tan a lot?
99. Have any pets?
100. How are you feeling?
101. Do you type fast?
102. Do you regret anything from your past?
103. Can you spell well?
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?
107. Have you ever been on a horse?
108. What should you be doing?
109. Is something irritating you right now?
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
111. Do you have trust issues?
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
113. What was your childhood nickname?
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
115. Do you play the Wii?
116. Are you listening to music right now?
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
118. Do you like Chinese food?
119. Favourite book?
120. Are you afraid of the dark?
121. Are you mean?
122. Is cheating ever okay?
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
125. Do you believe in true love?
126. Are you currently bored?
127. What makes you happy?
128. Would you change your name?
129. What your zodiac sign?
130. Do you like subway?
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?
133. Favourite lyrics right now?
134. Can you count to one million?
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
137. How tall are you?
138. Curly or Straight hair?
139. Brunette or Blonde?
140. Summer or Winter?
141. Night or Day?
142. Favourite month?
143. Are you a vegetarian?
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?
145. Tea or Coffee?
146. Was today a good day?
147. Mars or Snickers?
148. What’s your favourite quote?
149. Do you believe in ghosts?

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